4/4/06 04:56 pm - reverendlinda - Sex Rent!!!
Okay, scratch all previous plans. I've figured out the perfect way to live affordably in San Francisco. We just have to find a bisexual man or woman who would give us all rooms if we have sex with him or her. That shouldn't be so hard to find in San Francisco. I read this USA Today article about people online offering reduced and sometimes free rates for people who have sex with the landlord or tenant! Here is a quote from the article: "'I usually rent the room for 600, but if you are really ticklish and willing to trade being tickled for the extra rent then we have a deal,' writes a gay man offering a $350-a-month room in the San Francisco Bay area."
We know how to tickle people. I would pay to have a gay man around that I could tickle! It sounds kind of fun! Wait. Maybe by "tickle" he means "buttsex". Oh well, I would do that for half off a San Francisco room. If one person can get a reduced price on a room, five Garrats that put out a lot should definitely be able to secure a free apartment. It would be a big orgy of rent payment! Piece of cake. Problem solved.